but he ain't nawt gunna change his ways! BWAHAHAHAHA!
Friday, June 26, 2009
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
dis is a test
*i typed dis last nite on mah bananaphone dat has a noo app fur livejournal on it. i has been tryin to copy an paste dis into blogger all day, but de copy an paste hasn't been werkin on blogger til jus meow! gah!
i gawts me dis noo livejournal app fur mah bananaphone... so i is bunderin if it gunna werk! i is postin from mah bananaphone right meow!
me an mama is stayin up late tonite enjoyin our last nite afore daddeh comes home. mah apes has beened house sittin/ pet sittin fur de past week, but daddeh has been doin it full time, an mama only part time so that she can still hang out wif me! i don't mind tho, acause i enjoyed de peas an quiet wifout hur yappin bout stuff.
last caturday fur father's da de apeshad a smal fambly get together, an daddeh wanted me to stay in de nestbox, but mama said no! so i gawt to be in mah pe in de libin room an eberybunny was gibin me lots an lots of atten-shun!
i has been moltin too. it's pritty miserable fur me, an eberybun elsh! i has been gettin furminated an plucked ebery udder day fur a week an a half now, but mama guestimates dat i is only half way dun! i will posy peectures of how funneh i look later acause dis app don't let you upload peectures or anyfing.
well, hopefurlee dis wasn't a giant waste of time, acause it shore is hard to type on a bananaphone when you ain't gawt no opposable fumbs!
i gawts me dis noo livejournal app fur mah bananaphone... so i is bunderin if it gunna werk! i is postin from mah bananaphone right meow!
me an mama is stayin up late tonite enjoyin our last nite afore daddeh comes home. mah apes has beened house sittin/ pet sittin fur de past week, but daddeh has been doin it full time, an mama only part time so that she can still hang out wif me! i don't mind tho, acause i enjoyed de peas an quiet wifout hur yappin bout stuff.
last caturday fur father's da de apeshad a smal fambly get together, an daddeh wanted me to stay in de nestbox, but mama said no! so i gawt to be in mah pe in de libin room an eberybunny was gibin me lots an lots of atten-shun!
i has been moltin too. it's pritty miserable fur me, an eberybun elsh! i has been gettin furminated an plucked ebery udder day fur a week an a half now, but mama guestimates dat i is only half way dun! i will posy peectures of how funneh i look later acause dis app don't let you upload peectures or anyfing.
well, hopefurlee dis wasn't a giant waste of time, acause it shore is hard to type on a bananaphone when you ain't gawt no opposable fumbs!
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
it's been boring...
we is watching de weal houshwibes of noo joisy finale wite meow. as much as i hate mah two-foots sumtimes, i is glad de is normal an nawt like dem crazy two-foots on dat show!
i gawt me a noo box yesterday! it's boogey-sized! mama opened bof ends of it, an yesterday i crawled in an was wunning around wif mah box on like a soot! of course as soon as mama gawt de camera out, i had nun of it!
mama's grandapes is doin OK. her granny has nawt been to de heart V-E-T yet to proceed wif hur heart is-shoe, an her paw paw hasn't gotten any wurse, but we fink he mite be gettin bedder acause a lot of de blisters is starting to pop an dry out, howebber he's still in a lot of pain, an sumtimes de pain meddy-sins makes him sick, an he's been habin trubble sleepin acause de pain is too much. but all in all, he's hangin in dere acause dat's all you can do when you has shingles.
tomorrer mah apes is gunna start goggie-sittin/housh-sittin fur daddeh's old boss. dey has two GIANT goggies. i is nawt allowed dere acause dey wud nom me for shore. but, de goggies is used to bein locked up while dere ape goes to werkies, so mama is gunna sleep here wif me an stay here all day wif me. daddeh is gunna sleep at de housh an walk de goggies in de mornin, an den when daddeh gits off from werkies, mama is gunna meet him at de housh an walk dem in de afternoon... so, i git a lil peace an quiet! daddeh is gunna be doin most of de werk.
on caturday, daddeh's apes is comin ober, an so is his seester an his brudder an his brudder's doefriend. dey is gunna gwill sum noms an hang out fur father's day. me an p-chop gawt daddeh a nice card, but stoopid p-chop picked it out. you'll see. we gunna take a peecture of it.
well dat's it fur now.
humps & thumps,
boogey!
i gawt me a noo box yesterday! it's boogey-sized! mama opened bof ends of it, an yesterday i crawled in an was wunning around wif mah box on like a soot! of course as soon as mama gawt de camera out, i had nun of it!
mama's grandapes is doin OK. her granny has nawt been to de heart V-E-T yet to proceed wif hur heart is-shoe, an her paw paw hasn't gotten any wurse, but we fink he mite be gettin bedder acause a lot of de blisters is starting to pop an dry out, howebber he's still in a lot of pain, an sumtimes de pain meddy-sins makes him sick, an he's been habin trubble sleepin acause de pain is too much. but all in all, he's hangin in dere acause dat's all you can do when you has shingles.
tomorrer mah apes is gunna start goggie-sittin/housh-sittin fur daddeh's old boss. dey has two GIANT goggies. i is nawt allowed dere acause dey wud nom me for shore. but, de goggies is used to bein locked up while dere ape goes to werkies, so mama is gunna sleep here wif me an stay here all day wif me. daddeh is gunna sleep at de housh an walk de goggies in de mornin, an den when daddeh gits off from werkies, mama is gunna meet him at de housh an walk dem in de afternoon... so, i git a lil peace an quiet! daddeh is gunna be doin most of de werk.
on caturday, daddeh's apes is comin ober, an so is his seester an his brudder an his brudder's doefriend. dey is gunna gwill sum noms an hang out fur father's day. me an p-chop gawt daddeh a nice card, but stoopid p-chop picked it out. you'll see. we gunna take a peecture of it.
well dat's it fur now.
humps & thumps,
boogey!
Friday, June 12, 2009
i were norty!
GAWWWWW i was so norty dish mornin!!! i woke mama up from her robert pattinson dreams by fumpin SO LOUD at 5 AM!!! i was fumpin on mah loft too, so it was echoing frewout mah cage! i fumped jus enuff times to pwee-vent hur from fallin back asleep, but den i guesh i oberdid it acause i went in mah boogcave an fumped an daddeh came (he was gettin weady fur werkies) an wheeled me out into de libbin woom. plan foiled!
Thursday, June 11, 2009
makin brioche wif mama!
today was a fun day acause i gawt to help mama make brioche! we is gunna use half it tomorrer to make sticky buns, an de udder half on caturday to make french toast!
furst you mixes de yeasts wif warm worter
den you adds warm milks an you stirs it wif a wooden spoon. i furpur to NOM on de wooden spoon!
see, i weally helped!
i is dis-hop-provin of de counter!
i is dis-hop-provin of dese eggies!
den you has to add de flours an salts, an mix it wif de dough hook!
den you adds de eggies an shoogars an mixes dem til it forms a ball!
den you adds like a meelion stix of budders, 2 tablespoons at a time! den you mixes it weal fast FUREBBER...
an den when it's dun, you puts it in a clean bowl!
den i cubbers it in press-n-seal an frows it in de closet til it doubles in size! (i puts it in de closet acause it de hawtest part of de housh.)
it did!!! it doubled in size!!!!!!!!!!!!! so, i has to pick it up by de sides an slap it down!
den i has to cubber it again an put it in de fridge, an slap it down ebery 30 minutes fur 2 hours... or buntil it stawps risin! den i leabs it in dere all night, an we bake nommies tomorrer!!!
whew! dat was a lot of werk. i gon take a nap now!
furst you mixes de yeasts wif warm worter
den you adds warm milks an you stirs it wif a wooden spoon. i furpur to NOM on de wooden spoon!
see, i weally helped!
i is dis-hop-provin of de counter!
i is dis-hop-provin of dese eggies!
den you has to add de flours an salts, an mix it wif de dough hook!
den you adds de eggies an shoogars an mixes dem til it forms a ball!
den you adds like a meelion stix of budders, 2 tablespoons at a time! den you mixes it weal fast FUREBBER...
an den when it's dun, you puts it in a clean bowl!
den i cubbers it in press-n-seal an frows it in de closet til it doubles in size! (i puts it in de closet acause it de hawtest part of de housh.)
it did!!! it doubled in size!!!!!!!!!!!!! so, i has to pick it up by de sides an slap it down!
den i has to cubber it again an put it in de fridge, an slap it down ebery 30 minutes fur 2 hours... or buntil it stawps risin! den i leabs it in dere all night, an we bake nommies tomorrer!!!
whew! dat was a lot of werk. i gon take a nap now!
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
to my blogger buddies:
hi eberyone - i'd like to make a quick hopology!
i did not realize dat when you went to mah blog, twitter asked you fur your username an passwerd!! i had put a widget on here dat allowed y'all to see what i was up to on twitter, but i had just recently made mah twitter private because too many porn site were trying to follow me!! anyway, i has wee-moobed de widget now an eberyone should be able to access mah blog wifout anything popping up!
lub,
boogey!
i did not realize dat when you went to mah blog, twitter asked you fur your username an passwerd!! i had put a widget on here dat allowed y'all to see what i was up to on twitter, but i had just recently made mah twitter private because too many porn site were trying to follow me!! anyway, i has wee-moobed de widget now an eberyone should be able to access mah blog wifout anything popping up!
lub,
boogey!
sick apes
i no we buns is kinda spread thin wif vibes lately acause of all our sick friends, but i needs to ask fur sum vibes fur my mama's sick grand-apes.
mama's grandpa has shingles! he's had it fur 2 weeks now, and it's just recently gotten worse, so we's hopin dat it will git better after dish. he's in a lot of pain an weal miserable. FYI dey DID git de shingles vaccine too - a lotta gud dat did!
mama's grandma is havin sum heart issues. she has weal bad shortness of breaf, an dey has been wunnin all kinda tests. dey fink she has erratic heartbeat which is caused by intermittent heart fibrilation (i fink). i is pretty shore dey is sumfin dey can do bout dat, but i can't member now. i looked it up on web md.
so anyway, if you can please spare a few vibes fur dem, dat wud be nice. fanks eberybun!
mama's grandpa has shingles! he's had it fur 2 weeks now, and it's just recently gotten worse, so we's hopin dat it will git better after dish. he's in a lot of pain an weal miserable. FYI dey DID git de shingles vaccine too - a lotta gud dat did!
mama's grandma is havin sum heart issues. she has weal bad shortness of breaf, an dey has been wunnin all kinda tests. dey fink she has erratic heartbeat which is caused by intermittent heart fibrilation (i fink). i is pretty shore dey is sumfin dey can do bout dat, but i can't member now. i looked it up on web md.
so anyway, if you can please spare a few vibes fur dem, dat wud be nice. fanks eberybun!
Monday, June 8, 2009
callin all ameribuns!
HALP!
dis is WEAL impawtent.
we need to bwainstowm.
we need to find an answer... to dis burning question...
WHO DE FARK IS MARY JANE BENSON ON DE YOUNG ON DE WRASTLESS?!?!?!?!
furst we fort she were diane jenkins... but now we fink she could be emma gibson - what if emma gibson were nawt weally ded, an de grate victor nooman paid fur hur plas-tick surgery, an dat why paul fink he no hur... dat make sense?
OR
what if she be patty williams? she were a lil cuckoo, an she paul's seester which wud also egg-splain why he fink he no hur.
what does eberybunny elsh fink?!
dis is WEAL impawtent.
we need to bwainstowm.
we need to find an answer... to dis burning question...
WHO DE FARK IS MARY JANE BENSON ON DE YOUNG ON DE WRASTLESS?!?!?!?!
furst we fort she were diane jenkins... but now we fink she could be emma gibson - what if emma gibson were nawt weally ded, an de grate victor nooman paid fur hur plas-tick surgery, an dat why paul fink he no hur... dat make sense?
OR
what if she be patty williams? she were a lil cuckoo, an she paul's seester which wud also egg-splain why he fink he no hur.
what does eberybunny elsh fink?!
Sunday, June 7, 2009
abundoned!
mayun, seems like eberybun gettin abundoned lately... jazz an boz, dandy an misty, cadbury, austin an hatty... now ME! i gawt abundoned pritty much ALL WEEKEND! oh an nawt to men-shun fweddie is in prison. GAH. dish been a bad week fur bunnehs i fink.
on flyday de apes wented to see my buncle phil's band at dis bar. i fort it wud be OK since his band was de opening band an i was shore mah apes wud be home fur midnight... NOPE! dose farking apes stayed an watched de main act! GAH! til 2 AM!!!!! gah! so de finerlly comes home an we has to wush to go to bed acause de apes gawt to wake up furly caturday morning...
yesterday morning de apes waked up furly an i was WEAL egg-cited acause i gawt to come out an play an i was lookin furword to a nice lazy day wif mah apes... well i was wrong AGAIN! after lunchies de apes dey leabed me again to go to noo orlinz. dey wentid to noo orlinz to see daddeh's cousin who is from noo jersey. he come down wif his doefriend. so dey goes out to eat an den dey goes to aunt trish's housh an den dey goes back to de fwench quarter fur a ghost tour. well mama an aunt trish an aunt trish's buckfwiend is all NORTY. dey goes to pat o's an gits hurry-cane dwinks an dey gits lost an dey orlmost goes orf wif anudder tour!!!!!!!!!!!!!! luckily daddy was bunderin where mama wunned orf too an finded dem... an dere weal tour guide made shore to make fun of dem! BAHAHAHA! anyhoo, dey learned lawts of ASKEERY fings about de fwench quarter, like how nicholas cage owns a housh dere dat is haunted an nobunny want to buy it from him an it been on de market fur ages... an now mama an daddy no where brad pitt an angelina jolie lib. as if dat wasn't enuff fun, den dey goes to pirate's alley (it's an old bar), an mama an daddeh's cousin gits absinf to drink! an den after mama done wif hers she gits anuvver one wif aunt trish's buckfriend! GAHHHHH!!! my mama was NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so needless to say, she did nawt make it to bourbon street an dey comed home at free in de mornin, an mama did nawt see no gween fairies, but she say dat wite now she fink her head mite egg-splode sum gween fairies. oh an she said fur mr andy to come visit when our weffer gits nicer an we take him on a ghost tour too. an meybee mama nawt binge drink on absinf an hurry-canes an we go to bourbon street too. anyway, dese tours is fay-moose or sumfing... dey has vampire tours, voodoo tours, an cemetary tours. if you is interested you can check out dere website: http://www.hauntedhistorytours.com
so now i sittin here lookin at mama, an mama sittin dere lookin like she dyin. it's been a weal LAME weekend!
on flyday de apes wented to see my buncle phil's band at dis bar. i fort it wud be OK since his band was de opening band an i was shore mah apes wud be home fur midnight... NOPE! dose farking apes stayed an watched de main act! GAH! til 2 AM!!!!! gah! so de finerlly comes home an we has to wush to go to bed acause de apes gawt to wake up furly caturday morning...
yesterday morning de apes waked up furly an i was WEAL egg-cited acause i gawt to come out an play an i was lookin furword to a nice lazy day wif mah apes... well i was wrong AGAIN! after lunchies de apes dey leabed me again to go to noo orlinz. dey wentid to noo orlinz to see daddeh's cousin who is from noo jersey. he come down wif his doefriend. so dey goes out to eat an den dey goes to aunt trish's housh an den dey goes back to de fwench quarter fur a ghost tour. well mama an aunt trish an aunt trish's buckfwiend is all NORTY. dey goes to pat o's an gits hurry-cane dwinks an dey gits lost an dey orlmost goes orf wif anudder tour!!!!!!!!!!!!!! luckily daddy was bunderin where mama wunned orf too an finded dem... an dere weal tour guide made shore to make fun of dem! BAHAHAHA! anyhoo, dey learned lawts of ASKEERY fings about de fwench quarter, like how nicholas cage owns a housh dere dat is haunted an nobunny want to buy it from him an it been on de market fur ages... an now mama an daddy no where brad pitt an angelina jolie lib. as if dat wasn't enuff fun, den dey goes to pirate's alley (it's an old bar), an mama an daddeh's cousin gits absinf to drink! an den after mama done wif hers she gits anuvver one wif aunt trish's buckfriend! GAHHHHH!!! my mama was NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so now i sittin here lookin at mama, an mama sittin dere lookin like she dyin. it's been a weal LAME weekend!
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
GAHHH DAT MOOBIE!!!!!
so de udder day, me an de apes watched de MTV moobie awards, an dat gawt dang moobie twilight won like a brazillion awards!!! well we heard dat de moobie sucked an was stoopid, an daddeh had ax-you-all-ee seened it an said it was terry-ball, but mama wented it anyway.
an let me tell you... dat's $1.09 (we went to wedbox) dat we ain't nebber gon see again! bah! it was awful! my mama a bampire snob tho acause she wead all de anne wice books about bampires an she seed interbloo wif de bampire an queen of de damned an dose was gud moobies! BAH! POOP ON TWILIGHT!
so anywho, she buyed de book from de amazon to see if it any bedder.
look what hoppens when you google "boogey needs":
1. boogey needs to work on his balance
2. Boogey needs to be taught a little lesson about shaking hands with your opponent after they crush you in the playoffs.
heheheeee!
an let me tell you... dat's $1.09 (we went to wedbox) dat we ain't nebber gon see again! bah! it was awful! my mama a bampire snob tho acause she wead all de anne wice books about bampires an she seed interbloo wif de bampire an queen of de damned an dose was gud moobies! BAH! POOP ON TWILIGHT!
so anywho, she buyed de book from de amazon to see if it any bedder.
look what hoppens when you google "boogey needs":
1. boogey needs to work on his balance
2. Boogey needs to be taught a little lesson about shaking hands with your opponent after they crush you in the playoffs.
heheheeee!
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