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well we had a weal nice weekend, fanks to auntie sue up dere most prolly!

furst of all, on flyday mama passed a WEAL HARD test dat she needs fur hur job... den we wented to houma to visit granny an pop fur de weekend. granny an pop and maw maw an paw paw wanted to take mama out fur dinner at a pete-za place to celerybrate mama passin hur test. well dey ordered one pete-za wif eberyfing on it, an one pete-za wif jus pupperoni, an it was takin FUREBBER! well de manager come to de table an say dat dey ax-see-den-tally made two pete-zas wif jus pupperoni, so dey wud make de udder one an take it off de bill!!! hawt dayum! dat was 23 munnies fur free! so mama an granny celerybrated dat buy drinkin 23 munnies wurf of beer. bahahahaha!

den on caturday it was weal nice outside afore lunchies, so mama put mah new nawt homogay leash on me an we went outside in de backyard! de backyard is weal beeg, and i dug a hole in de mud!!! dat afternoon mama wented to de relay fur life. it waises munnies fur de american cancer society. granny's orfiz has a boof dere, an mama been werkin dere fur de past free years acause dey nawt has a lot of help. basically you can set up a boof an sell stuff an all your proceeds will benefit de ACS. well granny's orfiz's boof made ober 3,800 munnies, and de whole she-bang made ober 265,000 munnies!!!!!!!!!!!

yesterday mama wented to de sto an gawt strawboogeys, broccolis, an colly-flowers. she made a cake wif de strawboogeys an i gawt de west, an i been nommin on mah broccolis (and humpin) an mah colly-flowers.

porkchop tells me i gawt FREE strawboogeys growin on mah plant outside! i hope i git to go outside tomorrer to NOM dem!

humpin humpin humpin

hmmm... we is purrty sure dat i jus tried to hump mah piece of broccoli.

de udder day i tried to hump mah ernge treat ball.

de apes say i is outta control... an i has alweady had mah furcut too!!!!!!!!!! like two years ago! mama keeps pickin me up an checkin to see if dey growed back!

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today de sun is shining and de tweets is tweeting. it's weally a bootiful day. i bunder how it can be so bootiful outside when auntie sue is gone, but den i fink dat BECAUSE auntie sue is gone, it's bootiful outside.

i is gunna gib mah apes egg-stra cuddles today acause apes is weal fragile.

an i is gunna haf a binky in honor of auntie sue, acause i fink dat is what she would want.

guesh what!!!!!!!!

tomorrer i is goin to granny and pop's fur de weekend wif mama an daddy!!! mama talked to pop on de fellytone jus now, an he said dat dere acwoss de street nay-bors jus gawt two bunnehs!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so mama said dat if i is a gud bun, she might take me dere fur a visit. i has neber met a weal bunneh afore!!!!!!!! i is gunna hump dere brains out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!

herro again.

it's me, porkchop. i iz updatin boogey's jernal/blog acause he say he too bizzy. he is bizzy waitin on his blankies to come out de dryer an he say he bizzy prayin to ceilin cat bout auntie sue an mr andy.


he duznt look bizzy????

de apes an boogey is leabin me on flyday. dey is goin to visit boogey's granny and pop, and mama is werking at sum fundraiser corled de welay-fur-life dat waises munnies fur cancer.

anyhoo, here's de weekly plant report.


dis de strawboogey plant. it gawt two strawboogeys. can you sees dem?


dis de carrot plant. you can clearly see all de carrot tops!

an of course de beeg pot of herbs be doin real gud too. i posts a peecture of dat next week.

an now fur a leetle porkchop time:

on de left: i FINERLLY gawt mah toona! mama, she buy me toona fur me to nom, but she nawt gon leab it outside all day acause dat grosh and she nawt want basement cat or orange cat to nom MY toona... so i hadda wait a while fur mah toona. on de right is a peecture of mah noo fud dish dat de easter bunneh brought me. afore i was nommin outta a plastic bowl dat mama had a few of, but when de landscapers wud come wif dere leafblowers ebery fursday, dey blow mah bowl around and mama gawt to walk all ober creation to find it.

dat's all fur now.

p.s. i is noo and i nawt knows who dish sue or bentley is acause you know i libs outside, but dey is gettin mah prayers and vibes too.

while on de subjekt...

in mah last post i told eberybun dat we was gunna keep sum baybeh fud on hand in case i eber git sick acause de critical care clogs de syringe.

does anybun else haf dis problem wif critical care? any solutions? i know de critical care is probably MUCH bedder den baybeh fud. we has a BEEG syringe and a smerl one and it clogs bof!

YAAAAAY!

today is a grate day acause i has gained all mah weights back dat i losted from bein sickly. i now weighs mah nermal weight of 4 pounds! YAAAAAAAY!!!!! it took me so long acause we went on so many trips, and when i goes on trips i usually falls outta mah nermal kibble eatin routine, which is 1/8 c. twice a day. i gets de furst 1/8 c. in de mernin, and usually by dinner time or a leetle after, mah bowl is clean and ready fur de next 1/8 c... and of course i gits lotsa hays all de times! i has also been gettin 4 tsp. of baybeh fuds ebery day (2 tsp. in de mornin and 2 tsp. at night of no sugar added baybeh fuds), so i fink dat helped too!

mama sed we is jus gunna finish up de baybeh fuds i gawt left and den i won't hafta nom it no moar bunless i gits sick, acause she nawt like feedin me critical care acause no matter what we does to it, it ALWAYS clogs up de stoopid syringe! and we gawts like 4 different syringes fur it!

to celery-brate mah accomplishment, i wiped mah poopy butt ALL OBER daddeh's white shirt. BAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

jus peectures

camel-meal and mint still doin gud


my strawboogey plant, it's gawt a flower!


dese is mah carrots. you can weally see de carrot tops now!


dese is mah (from left to wight) cilantroes, oreganoes, and parsleys. de kale is in de fwont and back and duznt weally look like kale yet.


dis is a close up of mah kale. you can see dat it is startin to make lettuce looking leaves.



now i noes dat lawts of yous has been asking kwestyuns about my garden, mainly on de blogspot... so to answer dem: it was nawt hard to grow de carrots and kale from seeds, we jus planted dem! we has real hawt, hoomid weffer down here in looserana. i nawt noes de growing condishuns fur carrots and kale, but dey has been doin real gud. we planted dem on march 22nd, and dey has been growin real gud eber since! we growed herbs last year, but instead of putting dem in a beeg pot like dey is in now, mama lefted dem in dere containers and dey did nawt grow dat gud, so i sug-jest dat if you grows herbs, grow dem in a pot so dey can spread out! hope dat helps all you aspiring gardeners!

it has been a nice few days! we came home on bunday after easter lunch. de weffer was real bad, but luckily it stopped raining fur just long enuff fur mah apes to to bunload daddeh's truck. i was real egg-cited when mama checked de mail and saw dat i had gawt mah new nawt homo-gay leash and harness from auntie k!



i guess wif all de egg-citement of bein in de car fur an hour and a half, and den comin back to mah own housh, i gawt REAL hyper. mama was standin up in mah pen after brushin me, gettin ready to climb out, and i CHARGED at her ankle wif mah mouf open, and ax-see-den-tilly (honest) nommed her! since i was runnin, i nommed her real hard and she bled bahahahaa!!! it was so funneh dat i didn't eben git in trubble!

yesterday after mama runned sum errands, she took me outside on mah new nawt homo-gay leash and harness! it was LOTS of fun acause mama felt like i was safer on dat leash, but bunfortunately i did nawt see basement cat so i cud keel him ded. i did nom lots of grass and sum flowers and i nommed ALL of de dandy-lions. i was so egg-cited bout all de udder noms dat i furgot to nom de real impawtent noms - all mah herbs and veggies! dey is doin real gud though. mah herbs was growin all crazay, so mama trimmed dem and brought sum inside fur me to nom, and mah carrots look de same just beeger - and you can start to see de tops growin! also, mah kale is de same just beeger - but you can see dat dey is startin to take on de shape of kale now! YAY!

de weffer is real nice today, so i is hopin i git to go back outside again. i gawt sum bunfinished bizzness wif dat basement cat...

i lurve granny!

and dish is why...

i was sitin on her lap furlier and she had a blankie on and i was on top of it, and i was nomming me a nice hole frew it, and mama fusse at me and told me i was being bad! know what granny said? she said: boogey is not being bad, just let him eat the hole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BEST GRANNY EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hoppy easter eberybun.

told you so!!!

it WAS bring your bunneh to werk day! and granny did NAWT bring me! she come home and say dey had an easter party at werk... well it's NAWT an easter party wifout BOOGEY BUNNEH!!!!!!!!

shame shame...

i furgot

i furgot to say one really impawtent fing dat happened while i was visitin teddy!!

on de day dat we was leabin, de apes needed to wake up real furly. well, i thought i'd gib dem a wake up call an hour afore dey was aposed to git up, and mama and daddy gawt REAL mad. i was makin lotsa noises in mah cage... diggin, and draggin mah fud dish around, and yankin mah kabob around! so, mama tell daddy to open mah cage door and let me out into mah pen to play afore i has to go in de car fur 7 hours. so i is binkyin and doin bunny 500s, and den i jumps ober mah giant pen and clears it, and tries to go in de closet!! well, mama caught me and i gawt in trubble. MEAN!

i told granny dat tomorrer is bring your bunneh to werk day, but she don't belieb me. HMPH.

I'm BAAAAAACK, but I'm leaving AGAIN!

i is back eberybun! we gawt back yesterday at around free, but i was too tired to blog about it. we is leabin tomorrer afternoon to go visit granny, but dat is only a 1.5 hour drive instead of 7!!!

we had a grate time! teddy was REALLY egg-cited to see me, but de apes fort he was bunna NOM me, so dey kepted me up in dere room fur de trip. teddy was NAWT gon nom me! he was jus egg-cited! DER APES. dey was prolly askeered dat if dey kepted us togedder, we'd blow up de housh or sumfink.

when we gawt back yesterday i went to check on mah carrots and kale, and dey looks de same, jus taller... and all mah udder herbs is doin real gud too! tomorrer we is goin to houma to visit granny fur easter, and we is nawt comin back til bunday! i has been a real bizzy bunny!

AND it's freezing outside! it were 30 degrees furlier! CRAZAY weffer!

here's sum peectures frum mah trip!


dis is me in mah set up in de apes' room.


dis is mah bestest fwiend teddy snoozin on his bone!


dis is mah new ape cousin katie. she is gunna be free mumfs old soon! she pukes A LOT. and she makes funneh faces!


dis is teddy's daddy tryina hold me, and dat is mah daddy in de background!

road trippin!!

tomorrer mornin we is leabin to go to auburn, allerbammer so i can go sees mah bestest fwiend teddy! we is bunna be goned til monday!

so i sees you den!

p.s. here's mah carrots and kale!

STOOPID APES!!

gawwwww de apes dat werk at petland is SOOOOO STOOPID.

furst of all, mama is lookin fur a new harness/leash fur me acause de one i has right now is A) homogay and B) easy for me to get out of. sumtimes i hops so fast dat i gits tangled up in mah leash and in de process of untanglin mahself, i squirms out of de jacket. so mama say we nawt gunna git anudder jacket harness, we wants an H style one. so anyway, we been lookin on de tinternets and hasn't found nun in de US yet, but mama figgered afore we orders one frum maddie's sto, we was bunna go look at all de pet stos here furst.

so furst we goes to petsmart. dey only had de jacket kind. it was different frum de one i gawts now, but seemed like de same fing. next, mama goes to petco, and dey only has de one i has now, but mama found an H style harness made fur ferrets, but she thought she'd look at it anyway. at furst it looked like it wud fit me, but when mama adjusted de straps, de strap dat wud go around mah bellay was nawt *ahem* beeg enuff hehe. gud fing mama check tho acause she was gon buy it.

lastly she goes to petland. dey sells bunnehs dere, so mama went to look at dem and play wif dem. as she was lookin at dem, dis guy who werked dere comes up to her and says which one do you want? and mama sed oh i is nawt buyin a bunneh, and he says why nawt? you can buy dem all acause it's EASTER. poor mama she coudn't fink quick enuff of how to nicely say dat he was a stoopid mean person and just acause it's easter doesn't mean you should sell a bun to jus anybun... but by de time mama figgered out how to say it sanely, de werker was gone. so mama went to de wabbit aisle and looked fur a harness, and dey didn't haf an H style fur buns, but dey had de ferret one, de one i had already, and de one dat is almost like de one i had already.

so den dis udder STOOPID werker asks mama if she needs any help, and mama egg-splained what she was lookin fur and why. so dish EEDIOT tries to sell mama de ferret one after she egg-splained dat it was too smerl fur me. den he was like well you can make it beeger, and mama was like i know but it's still to smerl. SO DEN he goes on to demonstrate how to make it beeger (i know mama is a two-fut but she is nawt dat stoopid), and he says dis is how you do de neck while he adjusts de BELLY, and dis is how you do de belly while he adjusts de NECK! STOOPID! den he gawt all confuzzled, so mama was like thanks, but i'm just going to keep looking, but he would NAWT leab her alone!!! he goes on to say dat his wabbit has de vest like me. so mama egg-splained why she does nawt want me to haf a vest, and he said dat if you doesn't start a bunneh wearing de vest when dey is young, dey will nawt eber wear it. and mama was like WE DID start him young!!!!!!! she tried to egg-splain to him why i wiggle out of mah harness, but he would nawt listen! den he goes on to say dat if i wud nawt wear a walking jacket, den it would be useless to git me anyfing else!!!!!!!!!!

can you BELIEB dat ape? NOBUN talks to my mama like dat, and you can bet your boddom dolla (or pound hehe) dat mama is gunna be complaining to his manager! dey not knows nuffink about bunnies dere. dey is STOOPID.