pwee-caw-shun-airy vibes needed please...

ok don't panic i nawt dying! but mama FINKS i mite has de beginnin of an upper wespiwitowy infecshun...

dis mornin mama fort she heard me sneeze a few times, but i does dat sumtimes! den she noticed dat mah nose was wet on one side. and by wet i mean it looked like i dunked mah nose in mah water dish - nawt GROSH wet... so she figgered she'd keep an eye on me jus in case. furlier when she was cuttin mah nails (GAH!) she noticed mah nose was wet again, so she wiped it (GAH!), and den a few minutes later she saw me sneeze fur shore! when she looked at mah nosey dere was definitely goop comin out of it on one side - not a lot, but it was thicker den furlier, so definitely nawt water, an it was whitish from what we could tell. so she wiped it and picked me up to listen to mah breathin an it was normal, an i has been actin normal, but she corled de emergency V-E-T just in case and de V-E-T said dat i should be OK buntil monday if mama wanted to wait rather den pay an egg-stra $100 to bring me in wite now or on de weekend, but definitely to call back and bring me in if my breathin gawt weird.

of course since she made dat call two hours ago i has nawt sneezed once an mah nose is furpect. hehe!

ANYWAY, de plan is jus to keep an eye on me... mama doesn't fink dat eben if i is weally sick i will need to go to de emergency V-E-T, but of course she wud bring me if i needed to. i may or may nawt has to go to mah normal V-E-T on monday... we is gunna jus play it by ear.

but i is nawt gunna sneeze or snot nuffin else out acause i does NAWT wanna go to ANY V-E-T acause i KNOW he is gunna stick sumfin up mah bum...