i gawt nuffin to say fur once!

i ain't gawt nuffin to say acause it de same ole same ole ober here! i do haf noo peectures tho.


dish mah hollerweenie costume. i were a yankee. GO YANKEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!


mama maked dish. she put a bow on top de next day, but i ain't gawt a peecture of it wif de bow.


bahahaha cweepy baybeh cake!


tiger stadium!


mama's self-portrait


NORTY!


pwessies fwom mah buddy paxton!


i is wearin mah sweater fwom paxton! i is a bunneh burrito!


mah apes in dere hollerweenie costumes - dey is de ghosts on pacman, pinky an clyde!


dish de pork-o-lantern! dat mah stoopid seester porkchop on dere! de apes gawt a lil too cawwied away an dey carbed orf hur tail an wiskas. doopid porkchop.

*yawn*

i no... i has nawt writed fur TWO WEEKS! but weally folks, i has bin BIZZY! when i nawt bizzy, den i TIAD! takin care of dese apes is serious bidness! dey bof is so bizzy an when dey gits home, dey is nuffin but tiad! po mama, she fall asleep on de couch at like 7:30. it sad weally.

well, in de past two weeks, nuffin big has happened. i couldn't go to live hay'd acause i couldn't git stoopid skype to werk rite, an i peed in de corna once. dat's about it. oh, an i stole a marshmallow. nawt a beeg marshmallow... jus one of dem smerl ones. oh yeah an i stole a ritz cracka too.

i bunna try to update moar often, but i nawt makin no promises. i gawt a few peectures of what mama's bin up to at werk, an a few peectures of ME!

what mom's bin up to

generally de cakes dat mama decorate is all de same - flowers or woses or udder pwetty fings. ebery now an den she will git sumfink weal wacky... like dis............

brace yoselves.

dish woman come in wif free peectures of hur son an tells mama to pick de best one, scan it an put it on a cake, an decorate it wif sum bling!!!

laydeez an gentlebuns...

i gibs you...

HOMEBOY!


YES - that was the best of FREE peectures!!


The finished product - Mama say she felt embarrassed decoratin it!


she makes 12873891372 of these roses a day!

pitchers

herro eberybun! how y'all doin? it's bin anudder hectic week here, so i'm enjoyin mama's free-day weekend wif hur. dey is nawt werking mondays wite meow acause dey is nawt bizzy enuff, so when dey DO start werkin mondays, mama's schedule will change a bit and ebery udder weekend will be a free-day weekend fur hur. mama gawt a sort of promoshun at werk dis past week. when she furst started, she were decoratin cakes fur half of de day, an fur de udder half she were puttin dem togedder an fillin dem an icin dem. now she is decoratin fur de WHOLE day! wahoo! dat means she werk longer hours tho, sumtimes 10 or 11 hours. to hur, it nawt feel like werk tho. she jus say it sucks as soon as she gits into hur car an sits down, acause den she weealizes how tiad she is.

dis weekend de apes dey go to de LSU vs. ULL game. dey go an tailgate an mama she git drunkies acause dat what mama dus. she harass sum apes from de opposing team acause she a beeyotch like dat when it comes to LSU foosball. bwahahaha! she norty! you no mess wif LSU fans you no... oh yeah, hay mista wabbits guy, you out dere? uhhh GO WASHINGTON STATE fur beatin USC!!! you no when dey announce dat score tiger stadium went NUTS over it! anyway, de apes had a weal hard time watchin de game acause sumfing jus nawt wite wif LSU's foosball team dis year. it hard to watch dem when dey has seen dem in dere glory days, but oh well dey still had a gud time. be nicer when it nawt so hawt.

mama finerlly gawt hur new camera yesterday! she'd bin wantin one fur a while - afore hur udder camera broke. come to find out, de weason why de udder camera broke was a defect on canon's part, so dey will fix it fur free, so mama gunna send it in now dat she gawt hur a new one, dat a way she will haf one gud camera an one camera dat she can take on vacashuns and stuff. here's sum peectures of ME an sum udder stuff dat we has bin takin since yesterday. fur all of you who's bunderin, mama's camera is a wed canon powershot SD780 IS. you no dey had gold? mama shoulda gawt de gold to match hur golden bunfire bwahahhaa! anyway, it's gawt sum sweet manual settings if you into dat kinda fing. enjoy de new pawsome peectures of me!

*edit* you gunna hafta wait on de peectures acause i habin trubble uploaded dem!

IMPAWTANT

1. I has Wii now. Dis mah numba: 3272 3641 8473 5412.

2. Today Mama's birfday. She 23. She ainshunt.

HERRO!!!

hi eberybunny! sawwy i has bin away fur so long, but we is jus plain TIAD ober here! mah apes bin werkin hard, an daddeh has started skool again (his last semesta), an i has bin werkin hard too takin care of dem!

dis is mah typtickle day:
-shake up at 4:55 or 5 in de mernin, an shake de apes up
-fix de apes breakfast an make shore daddeh gits in de showa an out in time fur mama to wash hur face an brush hur apey mouf an put makeups on hur apey face
-make shore mama leabs at 6:03 in de mernin, an make shore daddeh leabs at 6:24 in de mernin
-watch de TB while de apes is gone
-clean de housh while de apes is gone
-nom mah loft furpet from bibi while de apes is gone (so dey don't catch me of course!)
-make mama take a showa when she gits home, eben tho she smells like NOMMY icins!
-make shore daddeh don't lost his pants (sumtimes he furgits where he puts dem)
-cook dinna fur de apes an feed dem
-make de coffee fur de mernin an make shore de apes fix bof of dere lunchies, or make mama's lunchies if she falls asleep on de sofur at 7, which she dus a lot
-make shore daddeh does his homewerks
-make shore i checks mah facebooks and jernals an blogs
-put de apes to bed

*whew

i has a long day too! so, folks, dat is why i has bin quiet on de tinternets. if we is nawt bizzy, den we is tiad. it's a vish-ush cycle...

mama's birfday is on bunday. she will haf bin awound de sun 23 times. i is gunna go halfsies wif daddeh an git hur a wee. actually i is nawt gunna go halfsies, but i gunna sign mah paw on de card. i nawt no why she all of a sudden wants a wee. wheneber i wees in de corner i gits in trubble! well, i is savin all mah wees fur hur birfday den! she keep sayin sumfin bout playin mario kart on de wee. she wants to drive in mah wee? huh? apes is WEIRD i tell you! WEIRD! i bunda what we gunna nom since mama HATES cake meow hahaha!

speakin of meow... fur dose of you concerned, porkchop is fine. she will haf offishully bin "our" cat fur bun year on mama's birfday on de 13th. we can't belieb she still hangs around, but i guesh when noms is concerned, she will stay til dey wun out. so, she surbibed de cold looserana winter an de hawt looserana summa! bunforchewnately... hoomph! an basement cat, well i hasn't seen him in a while, but i fink mama sed she sawed him a few days ago weal furly in de mernin. i guesh he ok too. he betta nawt be ded acause i is de one who dus de keelin wound here.

an lastly, if you all cud manage, cud you please send some healing vibes to mah buddy lily? she is a bunneh an she has liver/kidney failure.

peas out!